Friday, 25 September 2009

Bashing Shitheads Part 2: DRUNKEN MASTER


The fighting skills of a normal man are greatly impaired whilst drunk but this is no excuse to lose a fight and possibly even die leaving your next of kin with the knowledge that you are nothing but a poof. In fact, all the statistics point toward it being far more likely that you will kill yourself and your wife & children once you arrive home.

Guns and knives should be carried at all times despite what the Jewish Controlled Media say-
unless you are out on the piss.
The chances are that you'll only end up hurting yourself and looking like a fucking tit.
Big, flashy moves are right out too because even when sober they make you look like a cunt-and that's without falling face first on the tarmac and spreading your nose across your fucking face.

Ask the shaolin about how much use the ability to do stupid fucking kung-fu backflips over a couple of pieces of bamboo was when Chinese Red Army tanks showed up on their doorstep.


Most drunken fights involve more than two people-and if you are a Real Man, you'll get involved too.
The secret is to skirt around the outside of the battle, sneaking like a ninja or a semite. Once a skull is exposed to your drunken fist or head it is time to strike. Your target should collapse like a house of cards,ensuring that the only gainful employment he will ever be capable of again is as an extra in the remake of 'Awakenings'

His mates won't be too happy about this though and will probably try to get handy with you (unless they belong to some type of 'alternative' 'scene'-in which case, go wild).


Personally I would slaughter them all in under a second but you are not me.


Your best bet is to grab the closest woman, who will naturally have been hysterically goading and encouraging the violence. Grab her and use her as a subhuman shield.

When the opportunity arises, smack the slag in the spine and drop her. Half of the rabble will rush to help her, the other half will attack.

Time to take out the bottles you have shoved in your pockets.
Strike out, throw in faces and then run like fuck into the night, laughing at what you've just done amid the sirens of the emergency services traveling in the opposite direction.

Monday, 21 September 2009

Weak

This is a very poor show,
only serving as further proof, if it was needed that Germans have been consistently under achieving since the 8th of May 1945 (aside from that table tennis player).

What is really embarrassing is that even this feeble display is infinitely better than what these two wasters in Britain managed.

At least the German managed to burn some girl.

'Project Rainbow' for fucks sake, what kind of name is that? And why the fuck did they need The Anarchists Cookbook? You're from Manchester yet you know nothing about the manufacture of improvised weapons?

You didn't even plan to actually do it did you? But can you blame the police for thinking that you were going to ?

As far as they are concerned, wanting to blow your school and all the little shits in it to bloody fuckery is abnormal.
Their tiny, inadequate minds simply cannot conceive of someone actually taking revenge on society using solely their own resources and not by joining the police.

When are youngsters going to realize that rather than fantasizing about settling their grievances with the world they can join a state institution and actually get paid for beating the shit out of anybody they take a dislike to?

And that's not all. The police force is a great way of meeting like minded bullying victims and indulging in whatever disgusting shit takes their fancy. Like buying degenerate shit with public money, running a train on some slag, torture and rape-and if the media start getting a bit riled up about your behaviour then you get retired on a full pension instead of facing the consequences of your actions.

Just think all the options through first.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Bashing Shitheads Part 1: Women


Short chapter this one.

Although women are man's natural enemy they are also the weakest of all opponents.
That's right-weaker than bears, weaker than snakes, weaker than gorillas, weaker than goblins and dwarves and elves.


Some women are so weak they're even weaker than other women.


Of course the homosexual controlled media will have you think that these modern, 'empowered' females can do anything a man can do and more. Well THE MEDIA SPEAK COCK AND CAN SHUT THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS.

I need not teach you anything about what to do in the event of a confrontation with a bird.

Go forth and be ready to administer kicks to the ovaries to your hearts content my brothers.

Punchmasters Guide to Bashing Shitheads. Introduction:


The fascinating world of violence has a violent and fascinating history.

From the Roman Empire who would use violence to gain land, wealth & status to the Vikings who would use violence to
gain land, wealth & status but also to be able to empty their balls without having to tell lies first.

Today the subhuman animals that roam the streets of our cities demand much the same-but here the similarities end. Unlike the Roman Legionary or Viking Bezerker, the modern man is a pussy and a cunt and can be killed with ease.

Many so-called 'Self Defence Guides' are riddled with such myths as 'violence begets violence' and 'this knowledge should only be used as a last resort'.
The men and sometimes lesbians who write these books are obviously cunts and their liberal views have no place in The World of Men.

Here I will teach you how to stab, cut, beat, snap and rape your enemies into submission.

Preferably from behind.

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Sponging alien asylum seeker eaten by Nigerian prostitute



The Nigerian Govt. is attempting to ban the heavy handed anti-racist allegory District 9 on the grounds that it's racist and makes Nigerians look like a shower of arseholes.

Some woman from the country's ruling tribe took time out from oppressing rival ethnic groups, taking backhanders from Shell and stealing aid to condemn the films portrayal of Nigerians as cannibals, criminals and whores.
Hopefully once this vile slur masquerading as entertainment is banned the Nigerian populace can go about their usual activities of rape, bestiality, human sacrifice and witch burning without having to put up with any of this kind of shit.

If not then they can always express their anger in the traditional manner.

It is not clear whether anyone has pointed out to the Information Minister Stupid Bitch that cannibalism means eating a member of your own species and not a fucking alien from another planet.