Dirty Wrong'uns Hitler Fury

A Thai waxworks museum has apologised and covered up a giant billboard of Der Fuhrer which was accompanied by the words "Hitler is not dead" after rather predictable howls of outrage from German and Israeli diplomats.

"Museum director Somporn Naksuetrong said the billboard had been covered up after "a lot" of complaints poured in, including from the Israeli and German embassies.

"We didn't choose Hitler with the intention of praising him, but because he is well-known," Somporn told AFP. "But we understand (why they are not happy). It is sensitive for some people and countries."

The billboard was "not only offensive to the Holocaust survivors but also to anyone who deplores racist behaviour" said Israeli Ambassador Itzhak Shoham , a man appointed by a government that recently launched a campaign urging Israelis to inform on friends and relatives who may be in danger of marrying non-Jews and, of course treats Arabs really well.

Yes, it must be particularly upsetting for German and Israeli* sex tourists to be confronted by this image while out looking for minors to perform unspeakable acts on.

One can only imagine the the horror of these people, "I was bored with buggering my yeshiva students /czech kids and came to Thailand because I wanted to bareback a small, brown street child whilst stubbing cigarettes out on his shoulders-I didn't expect this kind of fucking shit. I don't want to see this filth."

*The worlds two most neurotic nations seem to be the perfect breeding ground for sex weirdos & are well known for it in S. East Asia.

Angriff auf den Mond!

LCROSS crashing into the moon to search for water? Obvious crap. Any fool can see that it was an unprovoked strike on a Nazi moon base-and that cunt Obama has just got the Nobel Peace Prize.

On a related note, the above image is most pleasing. I for one will welcome our new Lunar Aryan Overlords, lets face it they have better dress sense than moossslims.

I hope they've set up an extermination camp for the fucking clangers as well.

Bashing Shitheads Part 3: The Art of Lying

John Leslie-another cunt who now rues the day he mildly annoyed me.

God is an Englishman. This is scientific fact proven by science people ages ago when the English first discovered science. This was in the period when the English were building what people now know as the pyramids.

As the chosen people, God used his magical powers to bless us with the gifts of lying and deceit. Of course, at the time we needed these skills to protect ourselves from strange, devil-worshiping, European types.

The Disabled Controlled Media will tell your children that lies are a sin.

That is a lie.


My fighting skills are legendary but even I will use lies to destroy some enemies. Enemies who may not wash, who look a bit fruity or are similarly unworthy of my Mighty Pugilistic Abilities.

For instance, I once anonymously informed the subnormal, leftist psychopaths of the Animal Liberation Front that one of my neighbours would regularly drink the blood of a Spider Monkey that was kept chained to the hot water pipes- and of course, I said that once the pipes heated up , the cuffs would act as a conductor, leaving severe burns on this poor little monkey's arms. I told them it would also often pass out from shock and blood loss.

When the ALF heard of this 'outrage' they immediately dug up the corpse of my victim's mother and spunked on it then they branded 'A.L.F' on him ( the initials of the animal group, not a picture of that Jewish alien prick).

Similarly, on another occasion, a gentleman by the name of Paul Gadd was to suffer at the hands of my ability to convince people of utter bollocks. I would break into his house at night and leave images of a particularly vile nature on his hard drive. Images later discovered, as I had intended by the busy-body do-gooders at PC World. Gadd's feeble music career was in tatters and this vicious slur would follow him from country to country, ultimately resulting in his arrest and imprisonment.
The truth is that Gadd only ever raped those of consenting age and above.

Some may have deep morality issues with such tactics and yet they have been used by women since the beginning of time. To those of you who believe it is wrong to trick others into doing your dirty work for you I say: Fuck Off You Poofs.

Have a nice day.