Bashing Shitheads Part 3: The Art of Lying

John Leslie-another cunt who now rues the day he mildly annoyed me.

God is an Englishman. This is scientific fact proven by science people ages ago when the English first discovered science. This was in the period when the English were building what people now know as the pyramids.

As the chosen people, God used his magical powers to bless us with the gifts of lying and deceit. Of course, at the time we needed these skills to protect ourselves from strange, devil-worshiping, European types.

The Disabled Controlled Media will tell your children that lies are a sin.

That is a lie.


My fighting skills are legendary but even I will use lies to destroy some enemies. Enemies who may not wash, who look a bit fruity or are similarly unworthy of my Mighty Pugilistic Abilities.

For instance, I once anonymously informed the subnormal, leftist psychopaths of the Animal Liberation Front that one of my neighbours would regularly drink the blood of a Spider Monkey that was kept chained to the hot water pipes- and of course, I said that once the pipes heated up , the cuffs would act as a conductor, leaving severe burns on this poor little monkey's arms. I told them it would also often pass out from shock and blood loss.

When the ALF heard of this 'outrage' they immediately dug up the corpse of my victim's mother and spunked on it then they branded 'A.L.F' on him ( the initials of the animal group, not a picture of that Jewish alien prick).

Similarly, on another occasion, a gentleman by the name of Paul Gadd was to suffer at the hands of my ability to convince people of utter bollocks. I would break into his house at night and leave images of a particularly vile nature on his hard drive. Images later discovered, as I had intended by the busy-body do-gooders at PC World. Gadd's feeble music career was in tatters and this vicious slur would follow him from country to country, ultimately resulting in his arrest and imprisonment.
The truth is that Gadd only ever raped those of consenting age and above.

Some may have deep morality issues with such tactics and yet they have been used by women since the beginning of time. To those of you who believe it is wrong to trick others into doing your dirty work for you I say: Fuck Off You Poofs.

Have a nice day.