Saturday, 19 September 2009

Sponging alien asylum seeker eaten by Nigerian prostitute



The Nigerian Govt. is attempting to ban the heavy handed anti-racist allegory District 9 on the grounds that it's racist and makes Nigerians look like a shower of arseholes.

Some woman from the country's ruling tribe took time out from oppressing rival ethnic groups, taking backhanders from Shell and stealing aid to condemn the films portrayal of Nigerians as cannibals, criminals and whores.
Hopefully once this vile slur masquerading as entertainment is banned the Nigerian populace can go about their usual activities of rape, bestiality, human sacrifice and witch burning without having to put up with any of this kind of shit.

If not then they can always express their anger in the traditional manner.

It is not clear whether anyone has pointed out to the Information Minister Stupid Bitch that cannibalism means eating a member of your own species and not a fucking alien from another planet.

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